Tell me why, I don't like .....

If you had a time machine, where would you go ?

The signing of the Magna Carta ? A grassy knoll outside a book depository in Dallas late 1963 ? Wembley 1966 ?

Me, I'd pay a visit to the smart-a**e who decided that a working week was five days while the weekend should only be two.

And give him a slap !!