They get everywhere

Next time you think of complaining about the loud idiot on the bus telling the whole world they're on their way home, think about all the places you could go where you wouldn't get disturbed by plinky plinky renditions of Britney Spears.

• The bottom of the ocean


• Most of Wales


• The top of Mount Everest

Scrap the last one, because this clown wants to climb Everest just to make the highest mobile phone call.

Is nothing sacred ?

He won't have to worry about topping-up whilst he's at the top, there's bound to be a Tesco's up there.