Flicking

Flicking through the SKY channels last night and came across coverage of the new series of Big Brother.

I'd read that it was an all female house this year, so didn't think anything was amiss when there were three semi-naked women lying around. The camera didn't move from them for quite some time, so the rest of them must be asleep, I thought. A bit early as it was just before 10pm, but they must have had a busy day.

The telephones were a novel idea, each of the three of them with their own handset, but not speaking to each other, almost taking instructions from whoever was at the other end of the line. A bit weird.

But the strangest thing happenend after 10pm. They all took their clothes off and basically started rubbing each other in a very provocative way.

To my horror I realised that this wasn't Big Brother at all, oh no. I figured that out quite quickly.

It took about four hours.