Do you remember Garry Parker ?

I do, being the sad statto that I am.

A decent midfielder come left winger, scored a couple of decent goals, the one at Bristol City springs to mind.

Still got an imprint of Paul Gascoigne's boot on his chest.

There you go.

What's he up to now ? He's a painter and decorator, as it happens.

But as a sideline, I think he also writes overly long Wikipedia entries about himself.