You see, this is what happens when you stay on at university

From the BBC

Eating a curry once or twice a week could help prevent the onset of Alzheimer's disease and dementia, a US researcher suggests.

So, a team of researchers obviously go out on the p**s on a weekly basis, rounded off by a nice curry, hardly earth shattering stuff but in order to keep getting paid to go out on the p**s and their increasingly large curry bills, they need funding to continue.

And not happy with this being a once a week affair;

... researchers were testing the impact of higher doses - the equivalent of going on a curry spree for a week - to see if they could maximise the effect.

Genius. Where do I sign ?

I’d agree with this piece of research, but I can’t remember how many curries I’ve had in the last week. Does this invalidate the findings ?