Things I now know about Prague that I didn't know last week

This man (left) is a complete fruitcake, or possibly a complete genius. Click on him to see why.

• It is perfectly acceptable to give blemishes on your body pet names



• Czech locals think British men have a fetish for midgets



• Alternatively, if you want to meet an 8 foot tall red woman with 6 arms there is a club in Prague with 18 of them. Apparently.



• Absinth, set on fire, WILL continue to burn if spilt on tables



• Mojitos taste f***ing awful



• The SkyLink bus from Nottingham to East Midlands is really handy, but avoid talking to anyone on it in case you later bump into them somewhere embarrassing



• Dad rock is still alive and well



• I think Forest could possibly have won the European Cup two years running. This may have come up in conversation once or twice, I'm not sure.



• If you are a vegetarian visiting Prague, prepare to go hungry



• Staropramen at 75p a pint just seems to taste better in Prague than over here.