Chelsea 3:0 Invisible Men

The Forest Chelsea game was moved to a 2 o'clock kick-off to accommodate the BBC, but unfortunately, no-one thought to tell the Forest players of the earlier start, who all played as though they were warming up for 45 minutes before kicking off properly at 3. I can imagine them all coming out again at 4 to kick off their second half to a half empty pitch and completely empty stands.

And they still wouldn't have scored.

When the highlight of the game is your left-back following through on a Ukrainian misfit, you know things are bad.

At least now we can concentrate on blowing promotion.