Proof

That you can fool some of the people all of the time.

Craig 'Loyalty' Bellamy moves to his sixth club in seven years, signs a five year contract (like he's EVER going to see that out) and claims he's moved to West Ham to play in Europe.

Well London is NEARER to Europe than Liverpool, but he can wave two fingers to his ex team-mates when they fly over his new Essex home on their way to Barcelona, Milan etc etc.