Has the world gone mad ?

Marlon King, the Watford centre forward is worth £60 million.

£60 f***ing million.

This is the man who, while at Forest, not only couldn't hit the proverbial cow's a**e with a banjo, regularly failed to hit the same proverbial cow's barn door, but also had difficulty hitting the b****y farm.

And he's worth £60 million.

Take off seven zeros from that price and I'd still want change.