How stupid do they think we are ?
Not content with having a man who, in my opinion, talks out of his a**e professionally on Radio 1 every morning, Scott Mills (covering for the afore mentioned Chris "I talk out of my a**e every morning" Moyles) had as his special guest Mr Methane, a man who can play name-that-tune using nothing more than the muscle contractions up his backside. Quality entertainment Mr Mills. I may not like most of the advertising dross on Trent FM, but there are definitely times when even commercial radio is a preferred option. I won't be listening to Radio 1 in the morning any more.
However, not to be outdone, the BBC 6 o'clock News decided they would out-patronise the lot.
Prince William is about to take up a commission in both the Air Force & the Navy. Nothing wrong in that story so far from a BBC point of view as it's a story about a member of the royal family not doing something yet as opposed to, say, the Prime Minister deciding not to do something yet, or a story about something that happened to the royal family 10 years ago. But let's face it, anything that gets pictures of Princess Diana or her kids at a BBC studio onto the TV at prime-time can't be a bad thing in a Heat magazine kind of way.
The newsreader, clearly reading from his crayoned autocue, described the story further:
Well f**k me, I never knew that's what they did in the Air-force or Royal Navy, here's me thinking he would be learning origami & sheep farming.
You're not on NewsRound now you patronising tosser.
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* Couldn't have a post about talking out of your a**e without having a picture of Britain's unluckiest man. Why unlucky ? Well, he's a stuck-up Tory tart for a start, even members of his own party don't like him, but he was pushing for an early election because he fancied Christmas & the New Year off. But now it looks like he'll have to lead the opposition for another couple of years before being unceremoniously sacked when he eventually loses.
However, not to be outdone, the BBC 6 o'clock News decided they would out-patronise the lot.
Prince William is about to take up a commission in both the Air Force & the Navy. Nothing wrong in that story so far from a BBC point of view as it's a story about a member of the royal family not doing something yet as opposed to, say, the Prime Minister deciding not to do something yet, or a story about something that happened to the royal family 10 years ago. But let's face it, anything that gets pictures of Princess Diana or her kids at a BBC studio onto the TV at prime-time can't be a bad thing in a Heat magazine kind of way.
The newsreader, clearly reading from his crayoned autocue, described the story further:
He will spend his time in the Air-force learning how to fly helicopters & fixed-wing airplanes before going out to sea with the Royal Navy
Well f**k me, I never knew that's what they did in the Air-force or Royal Navy, here's me thinking he would be learning origami & sheep farming.
You're not on NewsRound now you patronising tosser.
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* Couldn't have a post about talking out of your a**e without having a picture of Britain's unluckiest man. Why unlucky ? Well, he's a stuck-up Tory tart for a start, even members of his own party don't like him, but he was pushing for an early election because he fancied Christmas & the New Year off. But now it looks like he'll have to lead the opposition for another couple of years before being unceremoniously sacked when he eventually loses.
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