Just in time for Easter Weekend, the beach at Blackpool gets a new donkey

Grant Holt goes on loan to Blackpool (From the Forest official site)

Got to feel sorry for Grant Holt, Calderwood putting him out on the left wing obviously made for a ........

What am I talking about ?

He couldn't control a ball, he couldn't cross a ball, he'd got a bigger turning circle than the QE2 and he is still one of the very few professional footballers that make me look like Twiggy.

And I mean the model, not the inbred-unfunny-face-for-radio moron off of 96 Trent FM (*).

If rumours are true, Calderwood's shiner at least shows Holt got at least one thing on target this season, and let's face it, only an idiot wouldn't put a bet on Holt getting Blackpool's first goal this weekend, but we really are best shot of the great lumbering buffoon.

But I guarantee this will come back to haunt us at some point.

I'll give it less than a week before Nathan Tyson's season ends through injury.

(*)And why is it 96 Trent FM ?

Is 96 the number of listeners they get ?

Are these 96 listeners too stupid to remember the frequency without having it rammed down their throats every two minutes ?

Is it the number of adverts per hour ?

Or, and this is more probably the case, is the average IQ of a 96 Trent FM listener somewhere between 9 and 6 ?