Whatever next ?

From the BBC:

A young Chinese woman was left partially deaf following a passionate kiss from her boyfriend.

This is quite serious as I like a nice passionate kiss every now & then, but this could have serious repercussions.

What next ?

Your hand will ache with a slight touch of foreplay ?

You could get lock-jaw from love bites ?

Romping in haystacks could lead to back injuries ?

Bloody hell, they’ll be telling us you can go blind next !!!!!!