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The Premier League have set up a probe to look at bungs within the game, as recently highighted by Ian Holloway (now on gardening leave) & Sven Goran Eriksson (leaving after the World Cup).

The leader of this 'probe' is the former Metropolitan Police Commissioner Lord Stevens, more recently involved with a 'probe' into the death of Princess Diana in Paris nearly 9 (nine!) years ago.

Rumours still abound about the Diana accident, pregnancy, drugs, the driver being a secret service agent etc etc, but as yet, nothing.

What's the betting that the bung probe reveals exactly the same level of rumour, theory and ultimately no results.