Advice for the hot weather

• Use plenty of sunscreen, especially on children


• Drink plenty of water, more than usual


• For gods sake, stop b****y moaning about how warm it is and get out there and enjoy yourself

That was a public information broadcast aimed specifically at the miserable buggers sat on a bench near my work;

"Int it warm ?" one asked, "Yeah, but it's too warm" replied miserable b*****d number 2.

It would be warm, it's the middle of July, the height of summer, what do you expect, rain ? Snow ? Locusts ?