Room 101 #5 - Umbrellas

Or more correctly, people who think that everyone else dissapears as soon as their umbrella is utilised.

Just because you have an umbrella up for the extremely miniscule amount of moisture in the air, doesn't mean you own the pavement, doesn't mean I'm going to risk life & limb by walking out into the middle of traffic and doesn't mean I appreciate having my eyelashes plucked by your tacky piece of golfing tat.

Buy a hat, FFS !!!