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Thursday, August 23, 2007

England Friendlies

I may have mentioned it before, but I would rather England lost friendly games and learn something, rather than just winning for the sake of it. So what did we learn last night ?

  • Micah Richards is actually quite a decent player, so clearly won't be at Man City for very long

  • If there's a stupid goal scored, the chances are that in the background Rio Ferdinand will be looking like a lost fool (see above)

  • Kieron Dyer has won 33 caps. How ?

  • England won the World Cup in 1966, apparently. You would have thought that the commentators may have mentioned it during the evening

  • Peter Crouch is incapable of winning a ball in the air without fouling the opposition defender, despite being 4 foot taller in most cases

  • It's clear to even Stevie Wonder that Joe Cole & SWP are the most dangerous midfielders we have, but that won't stop McClaren picking a midfield of Lampard, Gerrard, Hargreaves & Beckham in the next competitive game

  • The German coach looks like Johnny Marr

  • or Bryan Ferry

  • The England coach looks like an idiot, mainly because he is one

  • England WON'T be involved in Euro 2008

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