Somethings are better left unspoken

There are certain things in life that are better off if you don't know the truth about them.

For example, finding out your father isn't actually dead, he's just hiding in a bedsit next door & climbing through a hole in the wall.

I don't know about you, but if that had been me, I'd certainly remember.

But at Christmas time, there is one secret that we all cling to.

The one secret we all tell the little ones, the one secret we all buy in to.

Try and keep this secret away from the little ones, their lives would be less exciting if they knew this one little fact .....

The NYPD don't actually have a choir.



(Apologies to anyone from the West Midlands, but this video contains the word 'Faggot'. Sorry)