Bangs head on wall very very hard

From the BBC:

Nottingham Forest striker Nathan Tyson could be out for up to six weeks after injuring his hamstring in the 1-0 victory over Swindon.

And then, stupidly predictably:

Manager Colin Calderwood said: "It's disappointing because we need all hands to the pump. Nathan tends to go on goalscoring runs and we had hoped the goal against Swindon would be the first of many.

Maybe, Calderwood you prize clown, you could sign someone in the transfer window.

What's that ? The transfer window, has it shut ?

Calderwood, you're a f***ing idiot.