You just can't help it

Remember when you were a kid and you were told you couldn't eat a Rowntree's Fruit Pastel without chewing ?

In a similar vein, try reading this ...

Conservative communications chief Andy Coulson has told MPs he did not "condone or use" phone hacking when he was editor of the News of the World.

... without your internal monologue shouting the word BULLSHIT.

(From the BBC)