How much ?!!!!
Jamie Oliver is thinking of spending / blowing 1.5 MILLION ponds on a new Italian restaurant in Nottingham.
Firstly, the patronising tosser wants it to be, and I quote, a “destination restaurant”. What, as opposed to those other restaurants in town that have people seemingly turning up at random, or maybe he believes that no f***er currently goes to Nottingham and we need an up market Bella Pasta to reclaim the streets from being completely empty of an evening ?
Robin Hood film out in the cinemas and this over hyped numptie thinks that people will want to come to Nottingham for a Spaghetti Bolognese.
Secondly, 85 jobs, all locally sourced. God bless you Mr Scrooge, coming here to our urban wasteland with your generosity. Lets be fair, we’ve got restaurants, all full of chefs & waiting staff & the blokes who do f**k all but show you where to sit, ‘there, on the chair’, ‘well f**k me, had you not told me where to sit, I’d have probably parked my a**e in that woman’s food !!’. We’ve got literally hundreds of restaurant staff in Nottingham already, and I’m willing to bet there’s not many people who work in them commute from f***ing Timbuktu every day.
Thirdly, locally produced food. Wheat ? Tomatoes ? Fish ? I don’t think so.
What ? A building that’s managed to survive for nigh on TWO HUNDRED YEARS without the help of someone who can’t talk properly. Nonsense.
Sums it up. Just like McDonalds, then.
Firstly, the patronising tosser wants it to be, and I quote, a “destination restaurant”. What, as opposed to those other restaurants in town that have people seemingly turning up at random, or maybe he believes that no f***er currently goes to Nottingham and we need an up market Bella Pasta to reclaim the streets from being completely empty of an evening ?
“So it's an exciting time for this part of the city This is going to become a destination in its own right, even a tourist attraction.".
Robin Hood film out in the cinemas and this over hyped numptie thinks that people will want to come to Nottingham for a Spaghetti Bolognese.
Secondly, 85 jobs, all locally sourced. God bless you Mr Scrooge, coming here to our urban wasteland with your generosity. Lets be fair, we’ve got restaurants, all full of chefs & waiting staff & the blokes who do f**k all but show you where to sit, ‘there, on the chair’, ‘well f**k me, had you not told me where to sit, I’d have probably parked my a**e in that woman’s food !!’. We’ve got literally hundreds of restaurant staff in Nottingham already, and I’m willing to bet there’s not many people who work in them commute from f***ing Timbuktu every day.
Thirdly, locally produced food. Wheat ? Tomatoes ? Fish ? I don’t think so.
“I can't think of a better way of ensuring the longevity of one of Nottingham's finest buildings than with a high-quality tenant who will put it to a sympathetic use.”
What ? A building that’s managed to survive for nigh on TWO HUNDRED YEARS without the help of someone who can’t talk properly. Nonsense.
“Jamie's Italian serves food throughout the day and is a first-come-first-served operation with no booking.”
Sums it up. Just like McDonalds, then.
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