Fatbucks

Research shows that some of the coffees available at such places as Starbucks and the like contain as much calories as an evening meal.

The "venti" or largest version of Starbucks' Dark Berry Mocha Frappuccino, a limited offer for the summer, contains 561 calories - more than a quarter, WCRF notes, of a woman's daily calorie intake.

Read that again, a drink you would just grab and sup as you walk back to work contains over a quarter of your daily calories. Actually, reading that line adds 25 calories, you can feel the fat in your bloodstream just by mouthing the words.

But to be honest, anyone who’s stupid enough to spend nigh on £3 on what is basically half a pint of milk, water and a few ground coffee beans deserves everything that’s coming to them.

Morons.