If only it was .....

..... The One and Only.

F**k me, the BBC has finally managed to scrape through the bottom of the barrell and is now well on its way to digging through the concrete below.

A competition to find the best tribute act ? What is the world coming to ?

But don't worry if you missed it on BBC last Saturday night. Do what I'm going to do.

Completely miss it on BBC's new iPlayer as well.