New Year, same bleedin' obvious survey results

You'd have thought that nearly a decade into the 21st century, our scientists would be working towards hyper-drives, star-trek-esque teleport systems or even little cartons of cream that don't spill out when you open them.

But what have those clever boffins at the Office for National Statistics found at this week ?

Drum-roll please ...........

Men drink more than women.

Well f**k me.