How hard can it be ?

In a sport, and I use the word 'sport' with a huge reservation, where the only 'skill' seems to be how aerodynamic you can be, where gravity does most, if not all, of the work, surely the pre-start checklist for a ski jumper simply goes as follows:

Tie sticks to feet

Stand up

You've then got to worry about this Darwin award shoe-in when he gets one of those two things completely wrong.

Give it up now, you muppet, before it's too late.