Get a f***ing proper job, you sponging b******s

From the BBC:

Science ponders 'zombie attack'

If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.

They say only frequent counter-attacks with increasing force would eradicate the fictional creatures.

The scientific paper is published in a book - Infectious Diseases Modelling Research Progress.

So, not content with wasting their time and Canadian tax payers money, they then f***ing publish their findings under the description of 'scientific paper'.

What, has cancer been eradicated during my time on holiday and I didn't notice ? Have they finally found a cure for Swine Flu ? Is poverty finally at an end ?

If there's one thing worse than f***ing students, it's f***ing students so dependant on the primary school mentality doled out to them in supposed high end institutions such as this, so reluctant to sample the adult joy of the outside world, so clinging to the institutionalised t*t, that maybe this isn't the right type of institution they should be in long term.

Maybe they should be locked up and given the opportunity to investigate being living zombies at first hand.