You've got to laugh

I don't know which of these is funnier:

Ipswich (haven't won a league game all season) beating Derby (about as likely to stay up as a baloon in a box of drawing pins).

Or .... (from the BBC)

Newcastle reveal new stadium name

Newcastle United have announced their stadium will be known as the sportsdirect.com @ St James' Park Stadium for the immediate future.

The news comes after an announcement from owner Mike Ashley that the stadium sponsorship rights were up for offer from prospective businesses.

Managing director Derek Llambias told BBC Newcastle: "We will showcase Sports Direct until the end of the season.

"I'm sure we're going to get a sponsor in for next season."

So not only does Mike Ashley p**s off even more fat geordies in tight fitting clothing, probably brought from their local SportsDirect store, for desecrating the name of their beloved football ground, but then they don't actually get any money for it because Mike Ashley owns both SportsDirect and Newcastle.

Superb, you can't write comedy like this.