Nottingham gene

Scientists have identified a gene only found in people born & bred in the best city in the world.

It is very similar to the gene that makes turtles return to their place of birth at the same time each year to lay eggs, or salmon swimming back up stream to mate.

This specific Nottingham gene makes people travel great distances to the Forest Recreation Ground in early October specifically to act like kids for a couple of hours, eat hot dogs and join in with the age old tradition of adding mint sauce to mushy peas.

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