Why didn't I think of that ?

From the BBC:

A Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed because he did not want to go back to school after the Christmas break.

Good thinking from the young lad, I could have done that myself instead of having to return to work after the Christmas & New Year holidays.

But later on comes the reason why:

His mother spent two hours trying to free him with nail-polish remover before calling for expert help.

Diego watched cartoons while paramedics dissolved the glue with a spray.

As anyone will tell you, the best way of getting your possibly skiving kids to school isn't to let them watch cartoons.

Put a bit of Jeremy Kyle on, they'll be begging to go back.